Almost a day unreal...

As I'm sure you have noticed from my boasting, this weekend was supposed to be a nice relaxing weekend at the ranch home. Well it ended up being the worst day of my life after I ended up in the emergency room, twice in one day.

Well Friday when we got there I was short of breath after the day of fun, but I didn't think anything of it really. Hell I consider myself a healthy cat so I was like fuck it. Well that night I ended up not drinking cause I just didn't feel right and everyone noticed that was there. After the night of sleeping I woke up pretty much the same but I didn't really care cause it would of ruined my day if I just thought of it.

So I didn't feel like being outside and decided to play pool upstairs with my roommate Greg and the breathing became even worse. My first thought was it was really hot so I took a shower and made everything feel worse and all of a sudden my hands started going numb and then the hot flashes kicked in. Well everyone's first reaction was to call a doctor and said I should make my way to the emergency room. Lucky me there was an emergency room about five miles away and made my way there.

While registering in myself with my two friends who I thank dearly for taking me, I started to shake and the nurse noticed my breathing and rushed me into the emergency room bed. Well they thought being in a ranch I was dehydrated they strapped me to an I.V. and then my heart rate jumped up to 130 in a split second. Then my friend rushed to the doctors and they rushed over to see what was wrong and that's when everything just went dark and numb. I lost COMPLETE feeling in my arms and upper body and broke into a seizure while my heart jumped up to 170 bmp. For those who don't know the normal heart rate is anywhere between 80-100 beats per minute or so and I almost doubled that. Lets just say that's the closest I ever want to be into a cardiac arrest. It was the scariest shit for myself as well as my two friends who had to watch me in that condition. I'm just glad I stopped seizuring while I did cause they were about to inject me with drugs that had bad side affects and they were a split second away from spearing me.

So after about an hour and a half all my vitals were completely healthy and I was given the okay to go. Well to hours I was back but nothing happened like the paragraph before and after about an hour, I was good to leave. After that second trip, I decided it was enough and I left the ranch for the apartment. To sum everything up, it is still unfor sure what is really wrong but I was given the doctors opinion to take a heart x-ray. Not fun... And this was all in a five hour span.

I know I'm the one to never take stuff seriously, but I was in good spirits the whole time cracking jokes with the doctors. I even asked if my I.V. bag was bud light flavored, and they told me it was Coors light. I thought it was humorous as well as everyone. And I even think the lady doctors were fascinated with my shaved chest. haha.

I know you may think I'm odd to crack jokes about the whole thing, but that's the way I deal with life. The only thing I wasn't happy about the whole thing was my friends watching me like that and bringing bad news to a family wedding back home as everyone was worried at the wedding. Plus it was the day before father's day and well... yea.

Well I'm going to go ahead and lay back down because I still need some rest.

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Just another splash in the pan...

What it is my friends? So another day has passed, another living has lived, and another yea... has yea'd. Anyhoo, I just got home from a night out w/the roommate Greg and I have to say it was a fun night that started as nothing.

Well we first started out at On the Border enjoying the drink special with many'a friends and then went to a party where I saw a friend that I had not seen in about half a year. Then we went to another friends party and I bought them a keg, played some drinking games, then went to another party and then went back to the friends place that I bought the keg for. Well... it was a fun night. So we met a few new ladies, enjoyed a few brews, and lived it up with friends that are close to me right now in my life. I'm not saying the past friends are bad or anyhoo, I love my CC Crew to the death and forever will, but my roommates and the crew I associate with right now bring me a new piece of mind. yea...

So the past few days have been really death to me lately. Friday I went to work at five and did not get out of work till five in the morning. If any of you are counting, its twelve hours bitches and had to go back to work at nine in the morning. So yea, I was fucking tired (pardon my french). So I ended up going out tonight and I have to go back to work in five hours. Booo!

So I have to say two nights ago at work on Friday night, I had never been that much happier in my life in the past few years. It sounds wierd but this one band was playing at our bar and this one band was amazing! They were playing raggae and salsa music and it completely cleared any thoughts and it was fun. Everyone was dancing and just living it up! Seriously, it was wierd, but the music did something to me and could not of felt any better, it was grand!

Go Detroit Pistons tomorrow!

Gig 'em Aggies vs. LSU tomorrow!

So I'm going to have to cut this short cause I'm spent like a dime and I need to cash my chips in so I can get as much sleep as I can before i go to work tomorrow. Peace. You go out and make it a great day chief!

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Special Edition!

Hey whats the good word ladies?... and blouses! Okay here is a special edition drunk... edition. So tonight I said I wasn't going to go out, but I decided to drive a friend home drunk, while after a few drinks, but I wasn't drunk actually (although I did drink). Anyhoo, let me explain why I didn't want to drink tonight even though I did drink. So... yesterday afternoon we decided to bbq again while making some rowdy ass steaks. Well my partner in crime Kevin (my papaya partner in 42) bought a pound and a half steak each and decided to eat like wild, so everyone else bought steaks so we all ate great. Well we got crunk during the cookout and killed a 30 pack of keystone and then everyone over thought it was a good idea to go to the bar. Well we went to the bar I work at and then eventually 7 pitchers later and two shots later, we were done. False! We ended up going to a party after drunk as a skunk!

Well we woke up eventually, not at my apartment cause I slept at Courtney's apartment and eventually made it back to the apartment(NAFTA). Well I thought I wasn't going to do anything today so I marinated around the apartment and was dragged out by the roommates to go out and meet some ladies. Yea...

Anyhoo... it was another good night for three nights in a row. Now I'm typing on my labtop on my bed for the kids, well you... but I do it for the kids. haha, yea right!

Go Detroit Pistons! Fuck you lakers!

Go Astros! Penate fever bitches!

Well its now a week to the day till the party next weekend at the ranch home and we are all stoaked! Although Colin and I still have a bet between who brings an actuall date, Rudy and David? Even though my money is on Rudy to bring a date, we shall see. We all seem to have our own dates except those two cats.

Haha, on the way back to the apartment, we decided to hit up WB on the way back. For those who don't know and are retarded they don't know, WB is whataburger! Its the greatest restuarant ever, and I've been hitting that ish up since I am from the original city of the establishment. Its a trade mark of the original CC Crew (me,peach and javi)... blouses! And since I'm there everyday, they all know me and we got a hook up for going tonight, awesome!

I know that I'm drunk and what not, but why am I still single? I have never been single for this long! But oh well, I'm livin it up fun.

On that note, I'm going to sleep w/out the spell check cause I'm too lazy to spend the time. Night!

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Bonesaw is ready!!!

Upon theatrical requests, I have decided to post another blog... blouses! Hey have any of you cats out there seen that show on mtv "pimp my ride." For the most part the show is pretty coo, but I feel the need to send my car in for a new segment on the show. With all the crap prices out everywhere for gas, I want mtv to "pimp my gas tank." Honestly, I don't need dubs rolling on twankies, or ground affects, or four subs in my trunk (although I wouldn't mind if they threw that in), but chunk about twenty dollars worth into my gas tank and we will call it even.

So if I haven't mentioned yet, in two weekends we are going to take care of a ranch home for my roommates professor as he goes out of town. But what is badass is the owner said we can throw a party. The place is all kinds of rowdy with a pool, game room, and about 100 acres of tress with four wheelers for our enjoyment. All I have to say about the up coming weekend is OHWEEEEE!

All I know is the next three days I am off from work. After working for the past seven days in a row with barely any sleep, rest in greatly needed. Tomorrow I am gonna throw down a rowdy bbq and more or likely grab some brew. Oh, as for taking the month of june off to be sober... yea that isn't going to work out. Lets think for logically, well maybe not logically, but lets slow our roll. So I took the first summer session off so I can marinate and enjoy the summer, and being that I work at a bar, lets just say Jay isn't going to make it. Hell I broke on the second day of June. Ohwell, there is always July (yea right).

Tough luck Calgary Flames, that sixth game was brutal. And good luck to the Pistons tomorrow.

Damn I'm spent like a dime, I guess this would be as best a time as any to call it a night. Catch you on the flip side chiefs.

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Game.... blouses!

What it is jive turkeys? So a long time back in the h.s. days, yea shut up I'm jumping in peabody's time machine, my associate javi (fsu chief) and I were making a joke of our computer class and we said we should make a webpage and put all our random quotes and jokes. Quite the run on sentence but anyhoo, its five years later from that date and this is it. Well javi started his not too long ago, but after reading his and cracking up, this is my chance to start. Plus I got really drunk at work and when I got home I passed the fuck out so now I'm sure I'll be up all night cause of that rowdy nap.

Anyhoo, today was pretty coo at work. All I did was drink and play darts, and I got torn apart at pool. Oh have I mentioned to all u cats that I have the greatest job ever! Well maybe not "the" greatest job ever, but job do u know of that u get to drink on the job and continue with what you are doing. Yea its great.

Oh snap bitches, after my coma like nap, I woke up and chapelle show was on. Not only its the greatest show on this green earth! But the episode with rick james was on! So its time for some rick james quotes "I'm rick james bitch" "bitches!" "the milks gone bad" "I wish I had two more hands, so I can give those titties, four thumbs down" okay thats quite enough, false! "now that u mention, I think I'm bleeding inside my chest, but i've got the medicine, bitches! come have sex with charlie murphy!"

HOLY GOL! I'm watching the world poker tour on espn, and this cats nickname is jesus! And this jive turkey can throw a card 78 mph, if that ain't jesus shit, I don't know what is. How scared shit would you be if you actually played jesus in a game of poker? you know that man isn't bluffing, he's jesus! He would prolly deal himself pocket aces every hand, he's jesus! Okay so here is my moment of rage still burning inside from online poker, damn devel website! So I started to gamble online and I bought in with ten dollars and made $16 in ten minutes, and so it happened. Well for you who read my away message that day knows the rest, I lost it all! Oh yea I was pissed! Damn devil!

ATM is in the super regionals! WHOOP! And we beat Rice 7-1 to get there, paper champions!

Keep your head up Rude dogg!

How badass was the nba finals game today! Although I'm not a pistons fan, I'm an anti-lakers fan, ass holes! I hate the lakers with a passion since I'm a die hard spurs fan and that game five was oh so heart breaking, I'm still hurt... hurt. Anyhoo, hear is my rambling about the lakers. Fuck you black o'neal, derick fisher you ninja turtle looking bastard, gary "glove" Payton, Karl "mailman" Malone, and that rapist Kobe! Honestly, should Kobe be in jail or something. And what kind of nickname is "glove" and "mailman"

Ohweee I burned the crap out of my hand today at work. So if a girl goes up to you and says "dip me," make sure your not near a flat grill, enough said.

Damn I think I really need to shave. I havn't shaved in a week and I look like a hobo. But when I don't have to shave for work, why not. What guy likes to shave, none! I'll just wait till the next lady tells me to shave, or until I go out next weekend, whichever comes first. But I'm sure I still won't shave. Oh dudes, how hilarious is the "birdcall" from the birdman from big tymers. I swear i've got soooo many people doing the birdcall at work and at the apartment(NAFTA). Not only is the "birdcall" hilarious, but the birdman has his own line of shoes now! Need I have to say I want those, but they are all white and jay will fuck those up. What the hell, my fan just went ape shit, okay its coo.

ohweeee its 3:30 in the morning, okay its time to catch up on my espn, so like two siemese twins, I'm going to split, and then one of them die. Okay I know thats harsh, but I saw it on Family Guy and it was hilarious, right Colin?