Game.... blouses!

What it is jive turkeys? So a long time back in the h.s. days, yea shut up I'm jumping in peabody's time machine, my associate javi (fsu chief) and I were making a joke of our computer class and we said we should make a webpage and put all our random quotes and jokes. Quite the run on sentence but anyhoo, its five years later from that date and this is it. Well javi started his not too long ago, but after reading his and cracking up, this is my chance to start. Plus I got really drunk at work and when I got home I passed the fuck out so now I'm sure I'll be up all night cause of that rowdy nap.

Anyhoo, today was pretty coo at work. All I did was drink and play darts, and I got torn apart at pool. Oh have I mentioned to all u cats that I have the greatest job ever! Well maybe not "the" greatest job ever, but job do u know of that u get to drink on the job and continue with what you are doing. Yea its great.

Oh snap bitches, after my coma like nap, I woke up and chapelle show was on. Not only its the greatest show on this green earth! But the episode with rick james was on! So its time for some rick james quotes "I'm rick james bitch" "bitches!" "the milks gone bad" "I wish I had two more hands, so I can give those titties, four thumbs down" okay thats quite enough, false! "now that u mention, I think I'm bleeding inside my chest, but i've got the medicine, bitches! come have sex with charlie murphy!"

HOLY GOL! I'm watching the world poker tour on espn, and this cats nickname is jesus! And this jive turkey can throw a card 78 mph, if that ain't jesus shit, I don't know what is. How scared shit would you be if you actually played jesus in a game of poker? you know that man isn't bluffing, he's jesus! He would prolly deal himself pocket aces every hand, he's jesus! Okay so here is my moment of rage still burning inside from online poker, damn devel website! So I started to gamble online and I bought in with ten dollars and made $16 in ten minutes, and so it happened. Well for you who read my away message that day knows the rest, I lost it all! Oh yea I was pissed! Damn devil!

ATM is in the super regionals! WHOOP! And we beat Rice 7-1 to get there, paper champions!

Keep your head up Rude dogg!

How badass was the nba finals game today! Although I'm not a pistons fan, I'm an anti-lakers fan, ass holes! I hate the lakers with a passion since I'm a die hard spurs fan and that game five was oh so heart breaking, I'm still hurt... hurt. Anyhoo, hear is my rambling about the lakers. Fuck you black o'neal, derick fisher you ninja turtle looking bastard, gary "glove" Payton, Karl "mailman" Malone, and that rapist Kobe! Honestly, should Kobe be in jail or something. And what kind of nickname is "glove" and "mailman"

Ohweee I burned the crap out of my hand today at work. So if a girl goes up to you and says "dip me," make sure your not near a flat grill, enough said.

Damn I think I really need to shave. I havn't shaved in a week and I look like a hobo. But when I don't have to shave for work, why not. What guy likes to shave, none! I'll just wait till the next lady tells me to shave, or until I go out next weekend, whichever comes first. But I'm sure I still won't shave. Oh dudes, how hilarious is the "birdcall" from the birdman from big tymers. I swear i've got soooo many people doing the birdcall at work and at the apartment(NAFTA). Not only is the "birdcall" hilarious, but the birdman has his own line of shoes now! Need I have to say I want those, but they are all white and jay will fuck those up. What the hell, my fan just went ape shit, okay its coo.

ohweeee its 3:30 in the morning, okay its time to catch up on my espn, so like two siemese twins, I'm going to split, and then one of them die. Okay I know thats harsh, but I saw it on Family Guy and it was hilarious, right Colin?