I'm back bitches!

Due to everyone wondering why I stopped posting more blogs or if I was dead, here is my response... I'm back bitches! Actually I was mostly out of town or just too lazy to write, so here we go.

Anyhoo, first things first. What the hell were you thinking Michelle Branch?! How could you go behind my back and marry your fruity bass guitarist. For those who don't know, I have been quite infatuated with Branch, but now I guess I'm gonna have to settle for my second option, Maria Sharapova. Yea she is only 17, but she is the next Kournakova! Plus she is legal in her homeland of Russia, so blow me!

Secondly, what the fuck Houston Astros! I know its only midway through the season at the all-star break, but you are blowing it! Get your lives together, where do you want to be in ten years? But I guess they are gonna do what they do every year after the break, some how do bad ass and gain first place, and blow it with two weeks left in the season. Its penate fever baby! The FSU chief knows what I'm talking about.

So have any of you seen that commercial for the chicago cubs talking about what they would pay or give up to see their shitty team in the world series? Well let me comment on this. (If your a cubs fan, scroll down or may I skee skee skee all over you, directly!) So the commercial shows fans saying they would give up their moms, condos, and other junk and at the end they say "priceless." Well... its not gonna happen, so I guess you should say "worthless." They have as good as a chance of making the world series as the wnba being taken seriously. Honestly...

Well this weekend coming should be pretty interesting. Well the roommate is turning 24 (yea it seems old but he acts like any of us do, which is rowdy!) and we decided to throw this cat a party, and for those who have attended our parties knows its gonna be another one for the ages.

Are any of you tired of hearing about any part of the lakers organization on espn?

When is that dork on jeopardy finally gonna lose?
(speak among yourselves on these questions)

So I finally started working this past weekend after my three week vacation/numerous doctor visits. You would think that taking three weeks off would be great, but it blew! I have no cash flow until wed. and I gotta pay our crapy electricity which was $300 this month. Oh yea, all my doctor visits went coo and the chief is rockin once again, except I'm living healthier now. Who would of thought it would take me going to the e.r. to get healthy once again. Oh well...

OH SNAP! In exactly three days NCAA 2005 is coming out and may the dynasty season and online mayhem begin! I know I go to ATM and all, but I'm still unstoppable with FSU (except when I play the FSU chief, we are pretty even), but other than that cat I rock. I'm coming for you jive shark!

Well anyhoo, I gotta start... so I don't have anything to do but play online poker and go to work in a few, so I'll catch up you cats later on. Peace.

And cut...